jolene33rpm:

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

jointphotographicexportsgroup:

benepla:

crytyping as an alternative poetry structure

thissi  s jsut to say im so fuckign, ,, 

im so fucking sorr y i ate the plums you had/??  in the icebox i know you were probably saving htem for breakfas.t GOD im so,,,fucking sorry they were  s s o delicousn 

so sweet,..

thabootyscholar:

bruuce:

logan: who is this girl im just here for the money

laura: maimes 30 people effortlessly

logan: 

accurate

bullied:

Instead of “have a nice day,” I think I’ll start saying “have the day you deserve.” Ya know, let karma sort that shit out

andymatronic:

peopleofvoldemart:

• NMUs (Non Magic Users) sounds like official jargon and it rhymes w pee-yew so magic children can make up mean rhymes with it
  
• amagical - ok this sounds dumb but still technical bc greek prefix!
• sinkers - from the ‘witch test’ of the early trials where a potential witch would be tossed into a lake and if they floated they were witches, if they sank they were not. boom! historical context, grim reminder of the grisly conflict between magical & non magical people, rolls off the tongue
• unmarked/nonmarked - again from the witch trials, where they could look for a ‘devil’s mark’ as evidence
• burners/smokers/lighters - anything else that references witch burnings
• like c’mon that was some formative shit and since the american wizarding community is so Oo Secrety they would prob remember the risks of revealing themselves in little bits of everyday language
• literally any nonsense
• beans
• goose eggs
• merps
• jalopy - fits w fantastic beasts time period, is magical ppl making fun of nonmagical people for their stupid inventions
• bluenose - means a ‘priggish or puritanical person’
• they could do a whole series of nicknaming non magic peeps after their dumb inventions - automobile, telephone, rubber duck - and their inventors and general laborers - plumber, mechanic, whatever. they just assume that every non magic person is a plumber or something. ‘he’s, you know, a plumber’ ‘ah’ but they don’t actually know what plumbers even do
• im bored now but no-maj is stupid